I like bananas a bunch

You mean an old classic like When You Whisk Upon a Star?

Haven’t you scrambled that title a bit?

Benedict is spending his Hollandaise sitting on the poach.

And then there’s Shakespeare’s Omelette, that coddled Prince who wore L’Eggs.

Aw, he was just another hoser, eh?

Well you know this was before airplanes so he couldn’t just take off.

Bought a new plane the other day. Disappointed that they wouldn’t let me keep the hangar.

Well, that just flies in the face of convention.

When I wear contact lenses, I keep seeing Russian aircraft flying around in front of my eyes. The doctor said it could be some kind of optical Ilyushins.

Does a convention of butchers all agree to meat in one place, at one time?

Unless you’re in Alaska. Then it’s an optical Aleutian.

Here we were talking about aircraft, and suddenly you make an optical allusion.

Does it matter? As you can see, this conversation has been flying all over the place.

I heard Boeing was working on an invisible plane but I just can’t see those things taking off.

A documentary of life in the cockpit is planned. They’ll film the pilot in a couple of months.

I eject that position.

I like it, Beck. Kind of lifts this thread to a whole new altitude.

I’m feeling kind soar from all this PlaneTalk. Guess I’ll just wing it.

Props to you for contributing, panache45.

It seems this idea will just take off.