I like bananas a bunch

That’s being a good sport, Beck!

Speaking of sports, my tennis opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it.

Sort of a backhanded compliment, in a way.

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

Stay glassy, Sam!

I see what you did there.

Just burned 2000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

Ceramics teachers aren’t allowed to bring their pets to work. One of 'em brought a cat who took a nap in a kiln. He got fired.

One time in art class I made a ceramic sculpture of Muhammed Ali but it exploded in the kiln.

Yes, it was a gaseous clay.

Did the resulting shards sting like a bee?

First they floated like a butterfly.

Heard a rumor of a giant butterfly in New York. Probably just an urban moth.

Maybe not, given that everybody’s cocooning at home.

I tried to find my way out of the forest by reading the moths on the trees but that didn’t help at all.

Despite the fact that there are a lot more folks who bird-watch than moth-watch, there’s no Birders’ Day, but there is a Mother’s Day.

I’ve heard that Thtirling Moth hath died.

I’d butter fly away from this thread before I make a bad pun.

Speaking of bad puns:

Q. What’s a cocoon?

A. A cocoon is a cocolored person.

If butterflies, then what does margarine do?

I’d tell you, but you might spread it.