That would only work if you’re well-bread.
I know what side my breads buttered on.
The top side.
I was arguing with a friend in a pizza restaurant the other night when another friend came over, grabbed the garlic bread and coleslaw from our table and ran off. I wish he would stop taking sides.
He took the packets of spreads that came with the bread too. We had to be very careful from then on – we had no margarine for error.
Well, look at the bright side: you weren’t in a jam.
If you had been, you’d be toast.
Perhaps you could have been saved by Lady Marmalade.
How about a benefit concert – Marmal Aid?
Well I did just donate to the Habitat for Huge Manatees.
That must be a whale of a habitat!
Is that a ‘song’ I hear in the oceanarium?
If that’s a song, it’s out of tuna.
Well, the bass part sounds okay.
But the overall tenor cod be better.
Sounds like they’re just playing scales to me.
Some guy in a rowboat came by, thinking he could sing along. He must have thought it was an oaratorio.
Did you slip him a fin?
That’s what it looked like, but it was just a fluke.
But you did it anyway, just for the halibut.
What do you think eel do next?