I have a pet crocodile that’s into smoking weed. So I have a bag of croc pot.
There’s a neighborhood in Southern Florida that, following Beckdawrek’s strategy of using level-one predators, has alligators in its waterways. It’s a gatored community.
I’ve given to a charity that assists injured or distressed alligators. It’s called Gator Aid.
Mamie Eisenhower used to have a pet crocodile, and she never tired of recounting its zany exploits. Those around her, however, dreaded being subjected to another one of her croc o’ Mamie stories.
Anybody remember that sitcom about a single mom and her, shall we say, interesting roommate? I think it was called “Kate and Alligator.”
After his brief stint as a cartoon star, Wally Gator made ends meet by working at Quiznos. He was eventually promoted into management and became a delegator.
After the Gators appointment at the eye doctor the staff all said “See you later Alligator.”
“In a Wile, crocodile.” But I don’t get it. He was a coyote, in Looney Tunes cartoons.
Ask the Roadrunner.
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The word “alligator” comes from the Spanish for a tort lawyer, “el litigator.”
If you get sued by El Litigator, does that make the lawsuit a Spain in the neck?
Winning lawsuits in Spain all depends on who uno.
You might think you know someone in Spain, but it’s all just a snare Andalusian.
People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done but never believe me when I tell them Spain. Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
I know it’s a tattoo of “The plane, the plane!”
Tough to fly a plane in Spain, what with all the rain that falls mainly in it.
I met my wife while I was on a business trip to Spain. Then I said to her, “What are you doing here?”
She gave you four explanations and then four more. That snot what you’d expect-her eight reasons. But phlegm’s the breaks.
Did you sinus up for a string of snot jokes?
Oh, go blow!