That’s just bacon to be laughed at.
He’s just hamming it up.
I thought a pig was tapping my phone, because there was so much crackling on the line.
I laughed out lard at that one.
The line was rendered pretty well.
Don’t get high on the hog, you might fall and hurt yourself.
But life would never be boaring.
I’m bristling at the thought.
I once read a book about a pig who lived in a whorehouse. It was called Harlot’s Shed.
I never sausage a book.
Did you hear about the program that wants to cut down, if not eliminate, corruption and graft in politics? It’s called, “Pork Chops.”
Disney tried to make a Spanish-language cartoon piglet. Little-kid pig, always asking “why.” They called it “¿Por que Pig?”
That dos not make any centavos.
Uno, in a way it dos.
I’m not sure about you, but I bought a new kimono and it sure is ichi.
Obi quiet.
If you’re wearing a kimono and you’re pale, does that mean that you’re obi wan?
Let me ask Kenobi.
Leia off the Star Wars puns!
No one is trying to Force you into reading this thread.