I like bananas a bunch

Really? Sweet!

Awesome sauce!

Don’t get saucy with me, Bearnaise!

You can buy good Bernaise in the stores, but there’s no place like home for the hollandaise.

Soy estilo45.

An earthy comment. I hope that it didn’t soy-l the thread.

You may live vinaigrette it.

One of the issues with making salad is bland lettuce. It’s a problem that needs addressing.

Arugula about it won’t help.

(This is a very sad pun)

That was sad. We need to do something. Somebody, caesar!

Making salad dressing without the right spices is oreganal sin.

When it comes to making salads, I’ll ham it up until I’ve got egg on my face.

Those ingredients are romaine to the issue.

I bought a Greek salad recently. Well, he was down on his luck.

Just how much does a Grecian earn? (I know – it depends on how much he’s owed.)

And what does an Aegean see?

Don’t most Greeks live rather Spartan lives?

Well, can’t you see that they can certainly afford chicken dinners? Have you seen those Ath-hens?

While I appreciate everybody adopting the Socratic approach, this isn’t Questions Only. You guys should Plato win.

I always insist that Greek philosophers will cure what Thales you.