I like bananas a bunch

I Zeno body’s contributed in a few days now.

You need to see a paradox for that ailment.

Dr. Frankenstein and Dr. Jekyll, perhaps?

A dermatologist friend of mine started his career from scratch.

That’s nothing. I knew one who got into the field from orthopedics. He thought his patient was asking for acne brace.

I’ll take a knee on that one.

I won’t take a knee thing.

I damaged my meniscus while running a few years ago. You wouldn’t believe how tearable it was.

The doc probably scoped it to check it. They have a tendon-see to do that.

Don’t mention “scoping a knee” to Donald Trump. He’ll think it refers to injecting mouthwash into the knee to fix a torn meniscus.

Sometimes I pull my knees to my chest. That’s just how I roll.

Be careful, Sam. Doing that too often could be fetal.

Oh, baby!

A friend asked me if she should have a baby after 40. I said no, 40 babies are enough.

In the immortal words of Elmer Fudd, you’ll wun out of womb.

I sat next to a baby on a ten-hour flight. I didn’t think it was possible for someone to cry for ten hours straight. Even the baby was impressed I pulled it off.

Cry the unfriendly skies with United?

That’s just plane crazy.

Hey, I had to wing it.

Props to you nonetheless.