I like bananas a bunch

Turbo or not turbo, that is the question.

A friend has bought an old aircraft, taken the wings off and turned it into a restaurant. I don’t think it will take off.

I find it’s nearly impossible to sleep while on an airplane. I keep sliding off the wing.

That’s because your seat and the wing aren’t on the same plane.

Sounds too complicated. In other words not plain enough.

I flew into one place where the plane landed so far from the gate, we had to taxi to the terminal.

I asked somebody at the Toronto Pierson Airport where the airplane was and he told me to “take off.”

I’d like to fly through Pearson sometime. As it is, it’s a long, tough slog from curbside to the departure gate.

I was surprised to learn that if I was in a hurry to get to Pearson, I had to drive. Turns out that despite where it is, it’s not a good place to run to.

Plus, you’ll get really exhausted if you run behind a car.

I’d rather run behind a car and get exhausted than run in front of a car and get tired.

Running in front of a car, you can get seriously grilled.

I’d like Beck to weigh in on this topic. I want to know whether it would of fender.

When did you get sedan sensitive?

These days, we’re all couped up.

One day, when I was to take delivery of a new car, I had a bad cold. I deliberated over whether to reschedule until another day, but I ended up going to the dealership that day anyway, because I really wanted to take delivery. It was a classic case of putting the car before the hoarse.

I went to the dealership and couldn’t get any service because a funeral home director was there getting vehicles for his business. They wouldn’t put my car before the hearse.

I needed to see my cardiologist, but he was getting ready for a golf date. He finally decided to see me instead. He put the heart before the course.

Speaking of The Brady Bunch, remember the episode when Bobby had the umbrella open in the convertible and Greg lowered the top? At least one of them was a Brady car dick.

You don’t want to have angina and a slow heartbeat – that would be achy bradycardia.