I like bananas a bunch

I’ll just pump this thread back to the top.

I would call that a myocardial infraction.

If you’re run down by a herd of deer, is that a hart attack?

If Richard Rodgers had been stabbed by his early partner, would that have been a Hart attack?

If Alan Jay Lerner had been clubbed by his songwriting partner, that would have been a Loewe blow.

If Rodgers took a club to his beer glass, would that be a “hammer stein”?

There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.

The story of erecting those plaques would make a good film.

I’m pretty sure they show films about plaques at a school of dentistry.

Ain’t that the tooth!

Yeah, there’s lots of good films that they show at dental schools. The outer-space drama Cavity; the Stephen King story Caries – I’m sure there are many more.

Pretty sure that the students will also watch Roots and Jaws.

I didn’t realize my uncle had a false tooth until it came out in conversation.

I dated a girl once who had beautiful teeth. I didn’t realize they were dentures until I complimented her on them, saying, “Your teeth are like stars.”

She said, “They should be. They come out at night.”

I once dated a printer’s daughter but she wasn’t my type.

I dated a printer’s daughter too, once. I was quite font of her.

I dated another printer’s daughter and it would be cliché to say that she really made an impression on me.

She was an engraver’s daughter; it took six months of treatment for the etching to go away.

She was a student of ancient Chinese philosophy; it took six months of treatment for the I Ching to go away.

I went to the horse race track once. A racehorse had an itch just before its race, so by order of the track vet, the horse was scratched.