I’ll just pump this thread back to the top.
I would call that a myocardial infraction.
If you’re run down by a herd of deer, is that a hart attack?
If Richard Rodgers had been stabbed by his early partner, would that have been a Hart attack?
If Alan Jay Lerner had been clubbed by his songwriting partner, that would have been a Loewe blow.
If Rodgers took a club to his beer glass, would that be a “hammer stein”?
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
The story of erecting those plaques would make a good film.
I’m pretty sure they show films about plaques at a school of dentistry.
Ain’t that the tooth!
Yeah, there’s lots of good films that they show at dental schools. The outer-space drama Cavity; the Stephen King story Caries – I’m sure there are many more.
Pretty sure that the students will also watch Roots and Jaws.
I didn’t realize my uncle had a false tooth until it came out in conversation.
I dated a girl once who had beautiful teeth. I didn’t realize they were dentures until I complimented her on them, saying, “Your teeth are like stars.”
She said, “They should be. They come out at night.”
I once dated a printer’s daughter but she wasn’t my type.
I dated a printer’s daughter too, once. I was quite font of her.
I dated another printer’s daughter and it would be cliché to say that she really made an impression on me.
She was an engraver’s daughter; it took six months of treatment for the etching to go away.
She was a student of ancient Chinese philosophy; it took six months of treatment for the I Ching to go away.
I went to the horse race track once. A racehorse had an itch just before its race, so by order of the track vet, the horse was scratched.