I like bananas a bunch

My lack of knowledge of Greek mythology will always be my Achilles’ elbow.

You’re a fount of myth information.

I have an unhealthy sexual attraction toward figures in Greek mythology ever since I laid my eyes on Medusa. Been rock hard ever since.

When it comes to Greek statues, you really have to hand it to Venus de Milo.

If Russia invaded Turkey from the rear, do you think Greece would help?

You will want to be careful when visiting Turkey, you can yell at a Turk, but you don’t want to yell “Ataturk!”

Now I’m getting Hungary for Turkey.

That has too much Greece.

And Moldova it.

Should have put it in the 'fridge to Czech the growth. Leaving it out like that is Slavenly.

It was too much of a Spain to put it in the fridge.

That Israeli bad.

If I could be frank, I’d like to see the French dressing.

Is that German to the conversation?

It’s just added to Sweden the pot.

Norway! Is that all it does?

We should Finish this.

Sure, but Denmark my words, somebody will come up with yet another one.

I’m not willing to take that bet, no matter how many Guineas you’re willing to put up.

You crazy in Ukrainium!