I like bananas a bunch

That Shakespeares me!

Where’s Waldo Emerson?

Have you done a Thoreau search?

I don’t know where Emerson is. Is he someone whose Wordsworth a lot?

They’re worth a great Dylan, Thomas. Many Pounds in fact. And Dante forget it!

What the 'El-iot’s time to diSpenser with this topic! It’s gotten to where it Burns so much it’s not only Browning, it’s Elizabeth Barrett Browning.

It’s been a Wilde ride, but time to move on.

Yes, I’ll Chekhov this last item… and start a new Liszt

You’re a real Dahl for making this list, Orwell you just mess it up again?

I’m already Fielding requests to Barrie this topic.

Every Mann shall reJoyce that we’re now Rowling along.

Not me, I am tangled in a W,E,B, Griffen!

I once tried to lose myself in existentialism, but the Kierchegaard caught me before I Sarte-d because I wasn’t sufficiently Camus-flogged.

I just play with my Tolstoy.

NM. I was going to say something, but after considering it, I just Kant.

That’s so cool; I mean, like, totally Nietzsche kean-o.

Go on, put on your armor Plato and be prepared. Just don’t put Descartes before the horse.

Let me put on my Socrates and shoes first.

No problem. You’ll need them, since we’re moving the zoo animals today. You’re in charge of the Hippocrates. Someone else is in charge of the elephant crates, the lion crates, the tiger crates…

Ooh, I will need Aristotle after that.