Hume better Locke up the Pythagoras and Heideggeraffs!
Arthur the philosopher always bought his groceries on Saturdays from 2:00pm to 3:00pm exactly. It was his Schopenhauer.
Whew, I have to Russell up a couple more puns after that one.
If Euripides Hegels, Rousseau 'em back up!
That one gets high Marx from me!
Don’t be a Grouch or a Harp, oh!
Horse feathers!
Duck soup!
From philosophers to stooges: Why’s guys to wise guys.
I’m leaving this thread in a huff; or maybe a minute and a huff. ::waggle::
I’ve just invented a safety device for bathtub: I call 'em Mini-Buoys.
Mini buoys and guorls go to kindergarten around here.
I’ve seen buoys and gulls many times at the beach.
I have found life’s a beach.
Life’s a beach, and then you dive.
Shore is.
That bubbled up from the depths.
Meanwhile, at the beach volleyball game, the score is tide.
Tide pods?
My cats will play with anything. They pod at the Tide container until one got free.
(I took it away from them, for their own safety’s sake.)