I like bananas a bunch

Some people never liked MAD but it kept me sane.

I once wanted to read a newsmagazine, but I didn’t have the Time.

A new magazine store has opened near me. They have so many issues.

Do you have any older Chiropractic Today magazines? I am looking for back issues.

Do you read Charmin? It’s for people interested in toilet issues.

I’ve seen a few issues of that. It laid out the bear facts.

I think I’d like to paws at the end of the day and read that.

Speaking of paws, my dog was chewing on my laptop’s power cord yesterday so I had to ground her. She’s conducting herself better today.

My dog ate a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. I took him to the vet. No word yet.

You have to be careful, that could spell disaster.

Whatever it spells, there will be a colon involved.

And maybe a semicolon!

And an assterisk.

I used to use ellipses a lot, but I don’t use them any more.

… Or any less.

The best remark, period, in this thread.

My cousin just got out of the hospital after bad head injury. He’s now in the period after the coma.

For a period of time, Harry Houdini used a trap door in every magic show he performed. It was just a stage he was going through.

A good magician’s assistant is hard to find. They’re highly sawed after.

Then there was the Hasidic magician who pulled a rabbi out of a hat.

I’d rather see that then see a magician pull a habit out of a rat.