Some people never liked MAD but it kept me sane.
I once wanted to read a newsmagazine, but I didn’t have the Time.
A new magazine store has opened near me. They have so many issues.
Do you have any older Chiropractic Today magazines? I am looking for back issues.
Do you read Charmin? It’s for people interested in toilet issues.
I’ve seen a few issues of that. It laid out the bear facts.
I think I’d like to paws at the end of the day and read that.
Speaking of paws, my dog was chewing on my laptop’s power cord yesterday so I had to ground her. She’s conducting herself better today.
My dog ate a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. I took him to the vet. No word yet.
You have to be careful, that could spell disaster.
Whatever it spells, there will be a colon involved.
And maybe a semicolon!
And an assterisk.
I used to use ellipses a lot, but I don’t use them any more.
… Or any less.
The best remark, period, in this thread.
My cousin just got out of the hospital after bad head injury. He’s now in the period after the coma.
For a period of time, Harry Houdini used a trap door in every magic show he performed. It was just a stage he was going through.
A good magician’s assistant is hard to find. They’re highly sawed after.
Then there was the Hasidic magician who pulled a rabbi out of a hat.
I’d rather see that then see a magician pull a habit out of a rat.