Agreed. Let’s have nun of that.
I know a guy who took dolls representing the Chinese emperors and dressed 'em up like nuns. He quit when he realized it was habit for Ming.
Then there was the unhygienic nun who was kicked out of the convent for her dirty habit.
I’m really concerned about these modern appliances in our houses spying on us and sending back data on our habits. In fact, vacuum cleaners have been gathering dirt on us for years.
So that’s why they put a guy named Hoover in charge of the FBI!
The FBI found out that I had the future, the present and the past at my house. Things got a little tense.
You sunk your clause into that one PDQ, didn’t you?
I dreamed I was being chased by a bizarre sentence with two poorly distinguished clauses. So I made a mad dash for it.
Last night I dreamt that I went fishing in an expensive hotel room. It was a suite dream but it wasn’t reel.
I once bought some expensive fishing tackle that didn’t work, so I demanded a rebate.
Man, I, too, was eying some pretty cool and expensive fishing tackle but my wife lured me away.
She sounds like a real catch. I bet you’re happy that she wasn’t the one who got away.
You know what always catches my eye? Short people with umbrellas.
I just finished a shift at the umbrella factory - I was only covering for someone.
Was he not up to par ?
Asshole.
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As with the Argument Clinic, I’m wondering if you haven’t stumbled into Abuse by mistake.
Like they say, friends stick with you, enemas leave you behind.
We’re back on this topic again? Aw, crap!
Poo poo jokes always diarrhealy hard death.
We keep circling back to these diarrhea jokes, it seems like people just can’t hold them in.