It was a pathetic attempt at a parasol joke, unless i’m very much mistaken.
Ah. My bad. Apologies.
I tried to apologize to my wife after saying that her skin felt like leather, but she wasn’t suede.
Dressing in leather is a good way to hide.
Ever notice the shape of a football? It’s like a pig’s kin.
I love football on Sundays. It’s a great way to kick off the afternoon.
Too far for the first down, so Intergalactic_Gladiator dropped back and punned,
Did you hear about the player whose whole left side was paralyzed? He’s all right now.
Can’t remember which team, but the guy who plays right guard is now endorsing deodorants.
Unfortunately, he was fired and now he’s not making any scents.
Nor is the tight end.
The fullback is constipated.
Don’t pull his finger!
I’m looking to keep my hands warm in fingerless gloves, any tips?
Go ahead and use whatever hand warmers you need to – no need to be sub-mitten to our opinions.
Opinions matter, and icy hotheads will have their say.
Of course, their remarks will be fiery.
I’d tell you a joke about a fiery green lizard, but it would just drag-on.
He tried to help his dragon breathe fire by giving it Viagra. He’d heard that it helped with a reptile dysfunction.
I tried fighting a dragon by broadsiding it, but I couldn’t tip the scales.