I built a model of Mount Everest. A buddy asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No. It’s to look at.”
I’d love to measure the height of Everest, but I’m too lazy to do the work. Can someone summit up for me?
Can you believe that story about what happened at Everest? I couldn’t get over it.
I started to clime Everest but got scared and froze in my tracks.
I thought I could never climb Everest. Until I peaked at it.
The Himalayas fascinate me. Can I ever rest without being there?
I heard that the camp at the bottom of Everest was destroyed in an avalanche. I don’t believe it though, that rumor is baseless.
The thing about being an avalanche enthusiast is that it’s easy to be swept up in it.
As Mario would say, “That’s a snow joke!”
The inventor of Autocorrect has died. His funnel is tomato.
Mumford Augustus, President and CEO of the Cineplex movie theater chain, died today after a long illness. His funeral will be on Saturday at 12:00, 4:30, 6:15. and 9:00.
I understand that they made a movie about the TSA. It has frequent screenings.
When going to an airport, one should wear plane clothes.
I find it very obnoxious to play sports against pilots. They’re always looking for arrival.
My gas fireplace wasn’t working, so I called a friend to fix it. He was naturally the one I called; after all, he’s a pilot.
A gas fireplace is the only place I want my pilot to be lit.
Hooligans are the worst air travelers because they like to pile it on.
A bunch of hooligans are smashing up the shop next door and stealing musical instruments. Damned luters!
It is a cymbal of the decline of civilization.
A crime of violins.