I like bananas a bunch

When that happened in the 1200s it was Saxon violins.

That’s tubad. They need to cellout.

I just bought a cello on the black market - no strings attached!

They say that ducks love the sound of low stringed instruments. I think that’s a bass canard.

In a battle between a flute and a piccolo, I couldn’t pick which woodwind.

Pretty sure whichever did, it would trumpet its success.

Trumpets are worst pets, always making MAGArgantuan messes in the House.

Trumpets are indeed the worst, always trying to horn in where they don’t belong.

That’s the cornettiest joke I’ve seen on this thread yet.

Tubad!

My friends and I were putting together a musical score for a production of Hamlet. Tuba or no tuba, that was the question.

We fought violently over the size of the orchestra. I say we had too much violince.

I found an old R-rated film with Stephan Grappelli and Stan Getz. All sax and violins.

Is that the one where the two characters rob a music store and then argue over who gets to keep the lute?

If I had to piccolo point in the film, that’d be it.

Why are we picking on woodwinds? If we’re picking on anything, it should be the strings.

The string theory?

String theory was invented in Thailand.

Did you just pluck the string theory from the headlines?

Air on a G String -Jacques Loussier

Oops! Wrong THREAD