I prefer to air on the side of caution.
I love the breeze at a cow farm because there’s nothing better than a nice dairy air.
The owner of the farm has to be careful to leave a will. Don’t want folks fighting over who’ll be the dairy heir.
My wife is agitating for me to start using anti-baldness products - but do I dare re-hair?
If you don’t, will there be hell toupee ?
Yeah, you could get bald out.
My sister inherited our father’s shoe manufacturing plant. I wanted to cobble her.
Whenever I watch shoes wrestling, I cheer for the heel.
I guess I could make a shoe joke, but I just feel too lacey to do it.
That just might get you the boot.
Well, I’m soled.
Get instep!
My shoe hates the ground. There’s a lot of friction between them.
Were they in a spat?
Not them. They’re loafers.
Loafers can’t be counted on because they’re often suede.
Not to mention they are defeeted on a daily basis.
Maybe they just need a little more support.
Shoes have often been my archenemy.
Maybe you’re tongue-tied!