I like bananas a bunch

I prefer to air on the side of caution.

I love the breeze at a cow farm because there’s nothing better than a nice dairy air.

The owner of the farm has to be careful to leave a will. Don’t want folks fighting over who’ll be the dairy heir.

My wife is agitating for me to start using anti-baldness products - but do I dare re-hair?

If you don’t, will there be hell toupee ?

Yeah, you could get bald out.

My sister inherited our father’s shoe manufacturing plant. I wanted to cobble her.

Whenever I watch shoes wrestling, I cheer for the heel.

I guess I could make a shoe joke, but I just feel too lacey to do it.

That just might get you the boot.

Well, I’m soled.

Get instep!

My shoe hates the ground. There’s a lot of friction between them.

Were they in a spat?

Not them. They’re loafers.

Loafers can’t be counted on because they’re often suede.

Not to mention they are defeeted on a daily basis.

Maybe they just need a little more support.

Shoes have often been my archenemy.

Maybe you’re tongue-tied!