Brace yourselves! There’s a sow-wester coming.
China’s 26-storey pig skyscraper ready to slaughter 1 million pigs a year
The world’s biggest single-building pig farm has opened in Hubei province, but critics say it will increase the risk of larger animal disease outbreaks
We can defeat the threat of disease! That’s what Pig Pharma tells us.
I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain. Somebody had ripped the appendix out.
There’s a surgeon giving a performance at the church. Some kind of organ recital.
I was asked to make a speech on internal physiology but I didn’t have the guts to do it.
Osgood-Schlatter disease is a common kid knee ailment.
“You’ve got a lot of gall to say something like that,” I replied, full of bile.
I was boweled over by that reply.
I took my dog to the vet yesterday because he ate some Scrabble tiles. The vet took an X-ray and said his next bowel movement could spell disaster.
I had a friend who went into business with his dog. They started a roofing company.
It was the dog’s idea.
That makes sense, roofing is definitely a ruff job.
The guy couldn’t always make out what the dog was saying, but he used a phone app to scan the bark code.
My dog was so infested with skin parasites that he made other dogs flee.
The flea market in my neighborhood was just shut down which I thought was awfully bazaar.
I decided to start a flea circus but I have no experience doing that kind of thing. I’m totally starting from scratch.
I’ve been itching to study dermatology.
Dermatology as a medical specialty is superficial at best.
Don’t jump to any rash conclusions, dermatological issues run deeper than you think.
Acne no questions and I’ll tell ye no lies.