Never arrest a guy with acne. They’re good at breaking out.
I used to hate that blackhead on my back but it’s really grown on me.
My daughter was invited to a Boy Scouts banquet. When I asked about her, they told me the Scout’s Honor.
When they lifted their ban on gay youth, the Boy Scouts finally acknowledged the existence of We Blows.
I just bought some Boy Scout socks, they came pre-paired.
Sometimes Boy Scouts are easy going, and sometimes they’re in tents.
A priest, an atheist and a rabbit walk into a blood-donor tent. The rabbit says, “I might be a type O.”
Every time you make a typo the errorists wins.
I love tormenting peple with my bad speling, becose I’m that typo guy.
I can’t stand typos. All these misspelling make me sic.
There should be a warning for this type o’ graphic content.
If a mistake while typing is a typo, is a mistake while talking a taco?
I don’t trust tacos, they always spill the beans.
Don’t criticize a man until you guacamole in his shoes.
There are 6.02*10^23 guacas in a guacamole,
This is also known as avocado’s number.
It’s not my cream on that taco; it’s our cream.
Well you can’t put any cheese on that taco because it’s nacho cheese.
Indoors, it’s beef stew, but outdoors it’s chili.
Today may be chili, but tamale will be hot.
Mañana I’ll eat a bañana!