I could eat prunes all day, but that would be plum foolish.
Then to go swimming would be a poolish flum!
Swimming pools are instant fun - just add water!
Witches hate theme parks. The last words from the Wicked Witch of the West were “oh, Water World, Water World…”
My friend said he couldn’t afford to pay his huge water bill. So I sent him a get well soon card.
I could talk about wells, but that’s a hole other topic.
And the lecture on drilling the holes is so boring.
I don’t mind hearing a little bit about drilling.
I just introduced a friend to my hammer, my chisel and my saw. He knows the drill.
My friend is a expert machinist. I asked if I could see his tool and die.
I once bought a dog from a machinist but as soon as I got home it made a bolt for the door.
Dang dog musta been nuts!
I made a bet I could eat a box of threaded fasteners, but I couldn’t keep it down and so I screw it up.
Sounds like you took a turn for worse.
What a screwy thread this is!
Yeah, it’s pretty twisted.
Knot as bad as I could make it.
Well, no noose is good noose.
I just watched a noose tying tutorial. It was breathtaking.
…but ultimately left me hanging.