I like bananas a bunch

Too many loose strings?

wrong thread.

That’s how things unravel.

Or sew it seams.

You guys have me in stiches.

Sew what?

I’m just a Singer with a rock and roll thread.

Are you James Tailor?

I won’t answer that – I’m pleating the Fifth Amendment.

Can we iron out our differences? I’m pressed for time.

After sizing up the situation, I agree.

What is your opinion baste on?

It’s baste totally on fats.

The fats don’t lye.

I can’t stand lying!

I can always tell when someone is lying just by looking at them. I can tell when they’re standing too.

Yes, my fridge is running, and I intend to let it run.

Sounds like Refer Madness.

That comment is lit.

I was fired for saying that.