Your angry boss must’ve had a high temp.
The temp is so high in Texas right now the wasps are taking off their yellow jackets.
Texas is not the place to bee.
I hear that in Texas, they like their pie Alamo’d.
The defenders of the Alamo were on a mission to face the Mexican army.
The original Mexica didn’t speak Spanish, leading Cortez to say “Nahuatl we do?”
If Mexico or Spain are difficult to make puns, don’t fret: I’ll be Poland for you.
If you carry their national banner you can be the flag Pole.
If the pole falls on your head, your head could go crack! Ow!
In Germany, do they call jumping rope with two ropes double Deutch?
No matter how nice your kids are, German children are kinder.
Does that mean school resource officers are kindergarten?
It’s my understanding that the best principals have all of their faculties intact.
I heard of a charm school teacher who taught a class in tact.
The teacher who never showed up for work was fired for having no class.
English teachers really like to get lit!
I used to be in economics but then I lost interest.
If you want to date someone from The Netherlands, you’ll have to go Dutch.
My toilet must be Dutch because it’s always clogging.
Did you look for Crocs? Urban legends say they may be lurking in your pipes.