No, but a grizzly once stole my shoes. I guess he didn’t want to run around with bear feet.
Two men are hiking in the woods, and they see a bear. The bear is really mad, so they start running to get away. The first man says ‘how are we going to outrun this bear?’ and the other guy goes ‘I don’t have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you.’
I knew a runner who feared speed bumps. But he’s slowly getting over it.
People said that I’d never get over my obsession with Phil Collins. But take a look at me now.
People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician.
So your current con is discovered concurrently with the current?
I filed lightning strikes under “current events.”
He used to find those things shocking, but now he’s ex-static.
You always have to be careful how you conduct yourself around electricity.
The Electric Light Orchestra had a brilliant conductor.
I wasn’t going to reply to that - but couldn’t resist.
Watt?
Ohm sweet ohm!
Resistance is futile.
When you recharge your battery, that’s revolting.
You just have to stay positive about it.
When dealing with values that are less than zero, you’re going to be negative.
The weather’s been so hot I was worried I might get heat stroke, so I decided to cool down to absolute zero. I’m feeling 0k now.
Nothing gets between Oly and his Kelvins.
Except the family joules.