Ohm my!
Eau My!
Ωi: [Ohm i]: proposed unit of imaginary impedance.
OK, it’s a nerd joke. So sue me.
Four out of five dads applaud your effort.
You really have to give a round of applause to high jump officials. They keep raising the bar.
Telling high jumpers to warm up before an event is a bit of a stretch.
Frosty The Snowman had to quit athletics. He couldn’t make it through warm ups without feeling totally drained.
Wasn’t Frosty the Snowman penalized in a hockey game for icing?
He always was pretty flaky.
No, no, it was the Atkins diet guy who got penalized for icing.
I certainly desserted my diet when I ate that cake.
I threw out 3 bananas yesterday because they were icky, and I’ve just thrown out another two today. … I just felt I had to say this because I feel guilty and wasteful. On the other hand, I’m probably feeding maggots and bacteria, so I am contributing to the ecosystem, right?
Obviously your maggot-feeding guilt is eating you up inside.
That kind of guilt leaves me hollow.
I tried to steal a window but the guilt was overwhelming.
I could not take the pane.
I thought of getting a job fixing windows, but it seemed too silly.
When picking a window shade, I always choose Venetian styles. Those are the blinds that tie a room together.
Those are the ones on display at the Musee de Louvres.
I saw in the paper an Origami Museum opened, but shortly thereafter it folded.
I went to the postcard museum last week but it’s nothing to write home about.