I started out writing the world’s greatest story, but it wasn’t a novel idea.
If you feel like tearing up that book, I’d say “Let’er rip!”
But I didn’t take any Beano!
I went to a drag race. I didn’t know that the drivers dressed like that.
You probably got confused because the rules for drag races aren’t really straightforward.
I went to a drag race and saw someone blow a tranny.
I like to drink brake fluid, but it’s ok. I can stop at any time.
My friendly neighbourhood mechanic offered to flush my power steering system and refill it with new power steering fluid. I was a little worried about how long it would take, but he assured me that it would be a quick turnaround time.
I asked my local mechanic if he has a book on how to fix automatic transmissions but he only has manuals.
I finally found why my muffler rattled. It was exhausting.
I hear trying to run in front of the car will make you tired.
Don’t tread on me!
I got choked up when I couldn’t get my car started this morning.
I got a fuel injector when my doctor told me to cut out the carbs.
There are times while driving when I can’t get to where I want to go, but that’s just the brakes.
Once you start buying cheap brakes, you won’t be able to stop.
In the morning you really need to breakfast.
I like bananas for breakfast, they certainly have appeal.
What I like, fancy, prefer, enjoy, dig, appreciate and much care to have for breakfast is a synonym roll.
I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.
IM LIVID