I’ve got constipation but I don’t give a crap.
I traded a bushel of corn for a buck an ear.
That was a husky thing to do!
I’m not sure if we’re getting the full story, but there may be a kernel of truth to it.
I think Spoons has a rye sense of humor.
I agree and I barley know him.
Oat dear; it looks like I’ve started another tangent.
See that respectable man just back from the beach? He’s another tangent.
Is that Man Tan?
At the beach every day is like sun day.
My company is better at making sunscreen than our competitors, but I don’t like to rub it in.
Shaquille O’Neal endorses Icy Hot analgesic creme instead of it’s better-known competitor because they made Ben-Gay.
They put the anal in analgesia.
Interesting analogy.
An unrelenting probe is required to generate a thorough anallysis.
I stopped investing in thoroughfares because they were unyielding.
Back when I drove a truck, I was on the Interstate, and had to pull into a state inspection station. The officer told me that rules had changed, and there was now a fee to scale through.
“Huh?” I said. “I thought this was a free weigh.”
Did you hear about the sewage truck that exploded on the freeway? A lot of people were left with turd degree burns.
I never understood the emptiness of space but it’s important to a void.
Empty space doesn’t matter.