I have an irrational fear of empty spaces. Nothing scares me.
I hope this is a Maxwell elevator - good to the last drop!
I love watching the autumn leaves embrace the fall.
Eventually, though, they’ll spring back.
Spring fever is a vernal disease
I agree. So are naps in the summer sun – at least, in my estivation.
I started a business selling pillows for people who can’t sleep at night. It was a dream come true.
Every night my sinuses leak into my pillow. My wife thinks it’s funny but really it’s snot.
My periodontist says I have dry mouth, so, why does my saliva drool onto my pillow while I’m sleeping?
Did you hear about the corduroy pillows? They’re really making headlines.
They took all the pillows out of the jailhouse because everyone there was already arrested.
Trying to turn a prison room into a B&B is difficult because it’s a hard cell.
True story, not exactly in play: here in Massachusetts, I heard a local news report once about a town that had to repurpose an old jail for government offices. Asked for comments, an official using the building said he didn’t like it because “the windows were bad.” What was so bad about the windows? They showed a picture: there were steel bahs in the windows. The windows were bahed.
I imagine that if the windows weren’t bahed, the yutes would be breaking them.
When studying hotels, you learn about the inns and outs of hospitality service.
I tried staying at some inexpensive youth lodging once but everyone there had a hostel attitude about it.
I may be attracted to staying in hotels but I wouldn’t wanna Marriott.
The hotel said they had free WiFi, but the lobby was the only place that had reception.
I tried to check in at the front desk in a seedy motel. They asked if I had reservations. I said that I did, but that I wanted to stay there anyway.