I really want to open a hotel for people who were dosed with Rohypnol and just need a safe place to sleep. I’d call it the Red Roofie Inn.
I was traveling around the French countryside and stopped at an inn. When I asked the manager if he had a room to let, he replied, “Monsieur, all rooms have toolets.”
I had a great time in France. I tried many different kinds of delicious moldy cheese and absolutely enjoyed the lovely Paris sites.
What kids are watching? A series of podcasts about bloodsucking vermin called TICKTalks.
I didn’t even know that young goats had cellphones.
Baby kangaroos are a joey to behold.
If there are two joeys are they considered roo-mates?
Grasshopper was taught by Caine gurus.
Are we making marsupial puns? Wallaby going now.
It really depends on the koalaty of the pun, I guess.
If I’m not contributing anything in reference to this tangent, it’s because I’m playing possum.
George Hamilton was well-known for being a tangent.
I knew I guy who co-signed a mortgage.
See, can’t you tell where this is going?
It appears that you are not dealing with a full house.
In castles with bathrooms, you might glimpse a royal flush.
South Park made Kilkenny Castle famous.
I’m not even remoatly interested in castle puns.
That’s something we can keep to ourselves.
Blurting out castle names is a symptom of turrets syndrome.
Is a keep a castle that has been demoated?