Castles will fall to ruin when owners fail to mind their manors.
Some of them started out as prizewinners; others were just honorable mansions.
And there were some that were all manor of winners.
When a lord of the manor invited another lord over, he would have to put up their dukes.
The dukes would have to knock because a lord’s manor is a noble residence.
Ah but do they have neon signs at the lord’s manor? Neon is a noble gas, After all.
Only royalty can pass noble gas.
… and when royalty passes said noble gas, there is no reaction.
Mainly because the audience members argon.
He He He!
Don’t be surprised if the Pun Police stage a raid on your place, Intergalactic.
The police are welcome on my grounds. I support lawn order.
Sounds like you’re on the cutting hedge of lawn maintenance.
I prefer longer blades of grass. Mower less.
I prefer lower mower!
Is the smell of fresh-cut virtual grass E-lawn musk?
That masked man with the trimming shears – it’s the Lawn Arranger!
I’d like to meet that masked man, I hear he’s part of a grass roots movement.
Covering your lawn with small rocks is a bold move, but covering it with one giant rock is bolder.
I was covering my lawn with rocks but now I’m using part of trees. That’s right, I’ve decided to branch out.