More puns about skin? Hasn’t that topic been flayed out?
Don’t wanna hear more skin puns? Oh, pore you!
Maybe he just didn’t like the tone.
Now you’re just throwing shade at me.
Jokes about shade are alright, if you’re into dark humor.
What if we prefer to lighten things up?
Lance isn’t a common name these days, but in medieval times, people were named Lance a lot.
And the medieval times were called the Dark ages because there were so many knights.
The dark ages ended with the dawn of a new aura.
The Middle Ages got that name because there was no end in sight.
There are two things that I don’t like about becoming middle aged - losing my memory.
There are two reasons for me to use a restroom: number one …and number two.
A man has been stealing wheels of police cars. Police are working tirelessly to catch him.
Let’s hope they’ll soon be aresting.
I heard that someone stole the toilets in the police station and the police have nothing to go on.
I guess that’s the thief’s way of telling the cops to piss off.
With all those stolen toilets, I’ll wager the crooks are feeling flushed.
I would imagine flushing all those stolen toilets would make quite a commodetion.
This just in: police have recovered the stolen toilets after evidence of their whereabouts leaked out.