Good. Now they can get back to their regular doodies.
The love I have for my wife is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
On aisle five, there’s a run on sentences.
In the Baseball Encyclopedia, there’s a sentence on runs.
Professional baseball is tough and ballplayers are expected to play well right off the bat.
No matter how quickly a team runs the bases, they all need a short stop in the field.
If you behave yourself at the ball game, I’ll let you lick the batter.
The baseball party’s at my house – the one with all the bunting.
Will I get to drink from the pitcher?
You can lick the batter if you can catcher.
She was the umpire’s daughter but she was never safe when she was out.
The umpire’s union was dissolved after calling too many strikes.
The infielder umpires weren’t satisfied with their base pay.
There was once a shortstop who was known for making obscure mocking comments to opposing players. Few could understand that infield wry fool.
Mathematicians are skilled at rounding thirds.
I don’t trust people who work on graphs, they’re always plotting something.
They just prefer to draw their own conclusions.
My dentist is no artist, but he knows how to draw a tooth.
Did he ever win and award for his drawing? I’d give him a little plaque.
I’m reading a book on antigravity. I can’t put it down.