Really? I’m reading one about typhoons. Real page-turner.
I’m reading a book about metal fasteners. It’s riveting.
I’m reading a book about Stockholm Syndrome. I didn’t like it at first but now it’s really growing on me.
I’m reading one about drilling wells. It’s boring!
I’ve been reading several books on wetlands, and now I’m swamped!
There’s a book coming out about Jimi Hendrix’s virtuoso performances of standards. It’s gonna be a hard cover edition.
I spent all day reading, it was bound to happen.
I fell asleep while reading, rolled over, and now I have a book mark on my side.
Even though there’ll be a book, you should still listen to the music. Like they say, never judge a cover by its book.
(true exchange)
Son (just comes home from work): What dinner?
Me (speaking philosophically): Dinner is what you make of it.
Son: Why punnish?
Me: comparing life to philosophy might not be a pun, but it’s pun-ish.
Never trade verbal barbs with a Sikh, they will pun jab.
Kleptomaniacs don’t get puns because they take things literally.
Ok, I didn’t laugh at these puns right away but I admit they’ve groan on me.
Looking at thin colorful tubes took my breath away, until I realized I was gasping at straws.
People who use straws are suckers.
When they took away his sucking tubes, he was distraught.
I’m a sucker for lollipops.
For obvious reasons one must eschew Tootsie Rolls.
Didn’t Dustin Hoffman play a Tootsie role?
Getting that gig was a real Life Saver for Hoffman.