There was a kid in my grade school that every time I stood by him I sneezed. His name was Dustin Pollen.
I bet the last time you told that one, the audience fell to its knees.
I can’t stand jokes about knees.
When Pat Kapp married John Ella, she became Pat Ella, née Kapp.
Youngsters have kidneys.
Oldsters have … damn, I can’t remember. Memory loss, maybe?
The three words that have gotten me through my life: Pay attention to details.
I’m so broke I can’t pay attention.
Only centsless people are broke.
Sounds like it’s time to make a change.
That’s how species evolve.
I’m an entrepreneur and I can’t make cents of any of this.
Way to coin a phrase!
I just inherited a bunch of blank coins and I can’t make heads or tails out of them.
I know Abraham Lincoln never went to jail because he’s in a cent.
I can see where this is coin.
Don’t think you can change me.
No cents in trying.
The Swedes put QR codes on their battleships so they can Scandinavian.
When you’re monitoring radio transmissions in the Arctic you’re bound to catch a code.