I think I replied in another thread but my memory is kind of fuzzy.
I had an old computer. It started acting wonky, so I opened it up. So much dust! And there was the problem: its memory was fuzzy.
have a memory like Etch-A-Sketch. I shake my head and forget everything.
I have an artistic eye because my memory is sketchy.
I bet you were a great pupil in art class.
These jokes are getting cornea.
But still funny? Aye, risible.
I hit my funny bone, and it’s not humerus.
You don’t think hitting your funny bone is going tibia a big deal but then it really starts to hurt.
Yes, it’s funny. Are you getting mad at me? Tell me how irate.
Humerus-ly.
Why did the ice cream social get canceled?
The banana split with the maraschino cherry!
Sure, but their date didn’t work out as Banana expected. Cherry bombed.
That’s a shame, because she found the banana appealing.
That why I like bananas a bunch.
Orange you glad I didn’t say “banana”?
I for one am grapeful for that.
I appeachiate it as well.
Now watch as I further mango my syntax.
Exercising and fruit really excite me. I especially like kumsquats.