I spend my days in my orchard, harvesting the fruits of my labors.
My mom’s mom used to tell me that green apples were good for you, but that’s just granny’s myth.
After her divorce, Granny’s myth got married to my thtepfather.
Did they hit a sour patch?
Oh, you kids!
Those kids got my goat again!
My favorite romantic comedy is You’ve Goat Mail.
A capricorny joke, that.
Astrology jokes are a cancer on society.
That stand-up astrologist really Taurus a new one.
I really hope to win the Zodiac Competiton, or at least win a constellation prize.
Apparently the ISS is geostationary. It’s in Leo.
I’d be lion if I understood any of this.
Why did the lion cross the Serengeti? To get to the other pride.
When Pope Francis received President Touadéra of the CAR, he blessed his reign down in Africa.
That was a Totoly awesome pun.
According to Wikipedia, over the years there have been about 19 people in toto in toto.
Cop: I’m arresting you for downloading all of Wikipedia.
Me: Wait! I can explain everything.
I used to bug people with questions. Now I take NoWital once a day and everything’s fine.
I keep my reference books outside my window. I tell people that I call it my know ledge.