The police once cornered a suspect outside my window. He was a ledged perpetrator.
I worked at Kroger in the summer of 1985. I have no idea why I remember this, but I distinctly remember bananas were $0.39/pound. I just checked Kroger’s webpage, and they’re now selling for $0.49/pound. Which means the price of bananas has gone way down over the past 40 years.
I like bananas a bunch.
You have to admit that they have appeal.
This banana thread is ripe for another post.
A broken post will ruin de fence.
A witty re-post, that.
I can see you’re not mailing it in.
Maybe it’s best to letter be.
I spent my days waiting by my mailbox,
Hoping the girl I like will write to me,
After weeks of nothing, I decided,
Letter be …
Such a T’s
I’d stick around but I gotta P.
Hope there’s no Q!
Y wouldn’t there be?
The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe.
The only thing that flat earthers fear is sphere itself.
Flat earthery will get you nowhere.
Embracing a flat earth theory is living on the edge.
I think it’s plane stupidity.
Not paying attention to the safety briefing is plane stupidity.
I would never date a pilot. They’ve got too much baggage.