…and they’re always looking to get high.
My aunt landed a pilot. She’s a bit flighty.
Was she flying an auntie-aircraft?
That last post makes me want to go “ack! ack!”
Well, go ahead. Just for the shell of it.
I would rather nut go there.
Sometimes you feel like a nut!
Only when I’m having a ball.
I’m not sure if you’re going to laugh but can I give you a test tickle?
It wouldn’t be funny if I fell into a vat of imported Italian oil, but olive to laugh again.
Eating olives doesn’t usually make me nervous but sometimes I get a funny feeling in the pit in my stomach.
You don’t want to hurt the olives, so you feel pity for them.
If you’re looking to be pitted, I can direct you to the proper forum.
Yeah, but then they’d have to join the BB Queue.
Pit bulls value higher education. Some even end up going for their masters.
Some people think going for their masters is a mastiff waste of time.
If you’re hungry while time traveling you can go back four seconds.
It was a great meal. I had seconds, and I asked for thirds. I got 33% of a pizza.
Before being executed, the Scottish cannibal requested a lass meal.
I decided to call my Scottish uncle the “Exorcist” because every time he came to visit he made the spirits disappear.