I like bananas a bunch

Take a gander at that outfit!

We definitely quack some fowl jokes around here.

I think that goose without saying.

No idea how it happened, but I once got some goose feathers in a disco. Yep, I got down.

You should have hustled that goose right off the dance floor.

That goose was actually a pretty good dancer. Definitely not a funky chicken.

When it comes to dancing, Watusi is what you get.

Was dancing Fred Astaire’s sole purpose in life?

He always said, there’s no business like shoe business.

When he hears what people are saying, heel roll over in his grave.

I was worried that the lady giving me a pedicure was going to do a poor job, but she really nailed it.

I went to a railroad track layers’ party, and wouldn’t you know it, the punch was spiked.

I’m sure one of the party goers was just trying to let off some steam.

I heard that there was a lot of coupling happening.

It’s twoo, it’s twoo!

Oh, give me a brake, man.

Your line stopped me in my tracks.

After running over the pedestrian, the train sped off in an unknown direction.

I went to the store to get a pair of running shoes and I think I found my solemate.

Did you kiss her, and slipper the tongue?