I like bananas a bunch

Keeping your ears clean is sound advice.

Tried calling the tinnitus helpline. No answer. Just kept ringing.

Pierced again?

Hawkeye was an otolaryngologist?

You would think a guy named Hawkeye would be an ophthalmologist.

My friend is sorry for everything. He’s an oft-apologist.

After all we are all human beans

I haven’t been a bean since being here.

In Heintz sight, you should have come here sooner.

I’m trying to ketchup.

When you gotta go, you must turd.

That doesn’t mean you can’t relish it.

What they served at lunch? It was really shit.

What do you expect from a dump?

Are you OK? You look a little flushed.

If we’re playing poker, and it’s dealer’s choice, and I’m the dealer, then it’s deuces wild.

No matter how many deuces you hold, always play the odds.

Be careful and don’t get your lettuce from Taylor Farms. It’s pro-deuce.

Never trust produce that is grown by a guy who makes clothes.

Geese tailors will dress you down.