He who smelt it dealt it!
He who farts in church sits alone in his pew.
If the queen farts, we get noble gas.
Depends on the gas. If she farts neon and xenon, well, then they argon.
If you were looking to get a laugh from a noble gas, you will get no reaction, unfortunately.
Under the right conditions you might get a weak HeHe.
It’s a weak day when I skip meals.
For my wife’s birthday today, I am making her carrot cake.
Because she loves carrot cake a bunch.
I don’t carrot’s cake; root vegetables don’t belong in desserts.
Yeah, but nothing beets gardening.
Orange you glad?
Lettuce rejoice!
Friends, Romaines, countrymen – lend me your ears!
So corny!
I think it’s a-maize-ing
Should we stalk them?