Or foiled in the attempt.
It’s always important to choose a side.
And after choosing, it will be set aside.
You might say that choosing to squirt ketchup into my eyes was foolish but I say that Heinz-sight is 20/20.
[A silent tribute here to the Uma Thurman ketchup joke in Pulp Fiction. OK, go on, everybody.]
I thought perfect Heinz-sight was 57/57.
Would this include an A-1? anyone
I dropped a bottle of ketchup and it fell right on tomatoes.
I call my wife Ketchup Bottle because she’s my main squeeze.
When the catsup, everyone’s up.
I won an award that looks like this: !
It’s a cat ass trophy.
Oh, what’s the point, I exclaimed.
My, isn’t that punctiliously punctuated!
Sorry, I’ve been in a comma; what’d I miss?
I knew I guy who was in a comma for months. He’d been hit by a semi.
Dangling modifiers are annoying, especially when driving through traffic.
Heavy traffic always comes to a full stop. Well, for a period of time, anyway.
Sitting in my car all day really tires me out.
If I buy four new tires and get a spare for free, I call it a wheel deal.
Quit putting on airs!