Or soy I’ve heard.
I never thought that I’d become a vegetarian but you know what they say - never soy never.
Sounds like a big missed steak to me.
I gave up beef for pork and recreation.
Are you getting ribbed for that move?
At my cousin’s wedding my aunt poked me in the ribs and said “You’re next”. I did the same to her at my grandma’s funeral.
Never challenge Death to a pillow fight unless you’re ready to handle the reaper cushions.
I scuffed and scratched my outer walls because I love rough housing.
I’ve started a business getting rid of old, rotten jack-o-lanterns. It’s called Gourd Riddance.
You can repair the broken pumpkins with a pumpkin patch.
Just remember what they always say: The bigger the pumpkin, the harder the Fall
That’s just a rumor and I’m here to squash it.
Gourd is dead.
Gourd by a bull.
If you’re near a bull, you can’t let your gourd down.
Never mind all this talk about bulls and gourds because the guy who threw the sandwich at the fed was found not guilty. This sandwich guy is the hero we need.
Claiming a thrown sandwich is a weapon sounds hoagie to me.
Well, it was a submarine sandwich.
Next time use a club sandwich.
I’m just glad he beat the wrap.