Twisted Sister was a screwy band.
One more screw pun here and I’m going to bolt.
Nuts to you!
If Speedy Gonzales could sing, would he be a fast tenor?
Bugs Bunny likes Lola so much because they’re friends with bunny feets.
Bugs and Lola each have their own unique hare style.
Wile E. Coyote often shows up in the Fall.
He sent back the package from Acme Company because it was missing a spring.
I heard Wile E. Coyote’s favorite movie is the Wolf of Wall Street.
I heard it was Coyote Ugly and it was a bomb.
Since gunpowder was invented, the idea exploded.
You have to admit, gunpowder does have a lot of flare.
Nobody could hold a candle to what my daddy used to do. He was a gunpowder maker.
I always give a shout out to my dad. That’s the only way he can hear me.
My dad was a farmer. He was known for being outstanding in his field.
How corn-y. 
Wheat thought so.
Didja hear about the farmer who planted a crop of puns? They were home groan.
I expect they barley raised a smile.
You have to rice to the occasion.