I knead my morning bread pun.
The Many Loaves of Doughboy Gillis
I was bread to loaf.
Some of us only wake up late in the morning – we only rise at a leaven.
The sun rises in the yeast.
I always wear my sunglasses during sunrise because it’s such a spectacle.
We already know your plans. We saw right through them.
No need to chop that egg; I’ll hatchet.
Sounds like a real hatchet job.
Nobody axed you! 
Axed me what?
What you saw.
C’mon, you know the drill.
Can we lathe this to rest?
Yeah, now we’re getting just plane silly.
Some might say screwy.
That pretty much nailed it.
We’re grinding this thread down to nothing.
We tried to tap an idea about screw threads, but it died.
No one wants to see my tool and die. Besides, are screw threads banned here?