Mozart was big on cherry tarts, while Bach’s lunches are still talked about today.
Frédéric bought fresh fruit every time he went grocery Chopin.
I tried to write an opera about the Messiah, but I wasn’t able to Handel it.
This whole thing is beginning to come unRaveled. Try to find something secure to Holst onto.
I used to go down to a nearby tavern where the locals frequently drank a lot and rambled about composers and their favorite produce. But these sots didn’t know the subject very well. It was mostly just Bartok.
It took Brahms seven years to complete his Lullaby, for obvious reasons.
Either that, or go into Haydn.
Drunkards’ favorite composer?
Philip Glass
One banana, Two banana, Three banana, Four…
After a day on the ski slopes, I had trouble walking through the winter lodge doors. Then I remembered to Tchaikovsky.
I went to our local pet shelter. I wanted to adopt a puppy, but I couldn’t decide between 4 dogs. I finally had too do the “eeny-meeny-miny-moe” method to choose. I selected Puccini.
Hollywood celebrities were discussing who they would portray at a costume party where the theme was “Famous Composers.” Arnold Schwartzeneggar famously announced, “I’ll be Bach.”
Arnold Schwartzeneggar? That’s the last Strawinksi!
Wouldn’t Bach be a decomposer?
My chicken says, Bach, Bach, Bach!
Your chicken is Baroque-en.
I love bananas. At first I would peel them. Then I learned to break them in half. Now I cut a banana with a knife. It takes 5 slices to cut open a banana. One each for the ends, the third is to cut the banana in half, and the last to split each half in two.
Tropical snowmen have bananas for noses.
At a bris, the rabbi gets the payment, but the mohel gets the tip.
Stalin should have known Communism would never work. I mean, there were red flags everywhere.