That’s a case for the stairs.
Perhaps we should tread carefully?
Be sure to stick the landing.
You’ll land in the sticks.
While traveling the Middle East, I was told that if I smoked marijuana in public, I would get stoned. Worked out really well until those people with rocks showed up.
They were stoners.
If buddha_david was a woman, would they have boulder over?
Have you people ever looked at your rocks, man? I mean really looked? Dude, they’re huge! They can stone anything but themselves. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Pebbles, pebbles who need pebbles, are the luckiest pebbles in the world…
I think those little green lemons are sublime.
I think puns about stones and/or fruit are the pits.
The better ones are fine; it’s the really tortured, convoluted puns that hurt, the ones the show signs of cherrymandering.
A Middle East rock concert.
Iraq concert?
Oman, what a great concert!
Iran away from the crowd.
I went to the big party after the Middle East rock concert. It was a Qatared affair.
I bought concert tickets from a scalper, but on closer inspection they turned out to be for a show that happened a year ago. That’s right…Egypt me.
Aswan ticket buyer to another, I have to say, that sucks.
Kuwait a little while, it’ll get better.