I like bananas a bunch

That’s a case for the stairs.

Perhaps we should tread carefully?

Be sure to stick the landing.

You’ll land in the sticks.

While traveling the Middle East, I was told that if I smoked marijuana in public, I would get stoned. Worked out really well until those people with rocks showed up.

They were stoners.

If buddha_david was a woman, would they have boulder over?

Have you people ever looked at your rocks, man? I mean really looked? Dude, they’re huge! They can stone anything but themselves. Ow. Ow. Ow.

Pebbles, pebbles who need pebbles, are the luckiest pebbles in the world…

I think those little green lemons are sublime.

I think puns about stones and/or fruit are the pits.

The better ones are fine; it’s the really tortured, convoluted puns that hurt, the ones the show signs of cherrymandering.

A Middle East rock concert.

Iraq concert?

Oman, what a great concert!

Iran away from the crowd.

I went to the big party after the Middle East rock concert. It was a Qatared affair.

I bought concert tickets from a scalper, but on closer inspection they turned out to be for a show that happened a year ago. That’s right…Egypt me.

Aswan ticket buyer to another, I have to say, that sucks.

Kuwait a little while, it’ll get better.