Love’s Lasagna’s Lost and The Taming of the 'Shroom
Don’t forget Swisschard II and III, and *Romaine Lettuce & Julienned Potatoes *.
Enough! Further Shakespeare puns should be barred.
As the Bard (heh) himself said: “Never a collander or blender be”. Lets juice!
Get thee to a punnery.
I don’t like their ‘habits’.
Nuns who sleepwalk are Roamin’ Catholic.
Rector? I hardly knew her.
She’s getting to be an 'abbot with me.
You are a ‘font’ of knowledge.
Don’t pretend at being innocent and nave with me, or I’ll beat you to a pulpit.
I think there are apse for that.
I hope you realise that I’m writing down a transept of this conversation.
Pew!!
Maybe we should altar the topic.
Do you have an ‘offering’?
A sack of rice?
Corn’t you see how I’m barley holding back my rye comments?
But your picture is grain-y.
As Neil Sedaka once sang, “Ooh, I hear laughter in the grain…”