Aren’t wheat just field with tuns o’ graint puns!
We’ll have pun, pun, pun til Daddy takes the T-bird away.
And after that, we’ll come on the Sloop Ennui.
You’re not getting me on a bored raft. It’s not see-worthy.
I was going to come up with a pun on apathy, but I just didn’t care.
Is it on us or on we?
Well, ask your ma. If she doesn’t know, ask your grammar.
Neither know. They’re geomaters.
Don’t ask Calvin. He’s clueless. In fact, that’s what we call him: Cal Clueless.
Well I ain’t wearing the alge- bra. It’s sticky.
Don’t forget to wipe your feet on the math.
Problem is, these puns are sooo derivative.
Yeah, but the cumulative effect is overwhelming.
Not to go off on a tangent, but we already did math puns. Is this a sine that the thread has come to an end?
Whether it is or not, it’s been acute thread.
You can always count on math! (Although these math puns leave me number than the previous ones.)
Yeah, man, but can you digit?
Summing this up, I think not.
Don’t be square; get to the root of the issue, but don’t forget to factor in all the variables.
I am totally nonplussed by that statement.