I like bananas a bunch

Ural thinking he just jumped into the river once, but it actually took him two Thames.

I am in de-Nile.

I think there Arno good river puns.

If Yukon me once, shame on you; if Yukon me twice, I’ll be in complete Missouri.

Danubes like me are not sure of the rules for this game. I am learning.

Ugh.

I’d say something worse but I don’t want to be Volga.

This river punning Congo on for a while.

Well, we could Milk it, I guess.

Amazon, isn’t it?

I remember once that they asked Harrison to Ford the river cause way across it was some wetland.

Wasn’t there some famous baseball player actually born in a river?

Oh yeah, Rhine Sandberg.

And in football, there was Ken “the Snake” Stabler.

Was there a great Chinese baseball player who was the “Pride of the Yangtzes”?

Alas, the flow of the Pun has run down whence once it was so Dneiperactive.

Yeah, I am seeing Red.

I’m Green with envy; ain’t that Grande?

Keep it rill.

Is that what Brooks Robinson would say?

No. River Phoenix, maybe.

I know a song. A River Song.