Ural thinking he just jumped into the river once, but it actually took him two Thames.
I am in de-Nile.
I think there Arno good river puns.
If Yukon me once, shame on you; if Yukon me twice, I’ll be in complete Missouri.
Danubes like me are not sure of the rules for this game. I am learning.
Ugh.
I’d say something worse but I don’t want to be Volga.
This river punning Congo on for a while.
Well, we could Milk it, I guess.
Amazon, isn’t it?
I remember once that they asked Harrison to Ford the river cause way across it was some wetland.
Wasn’t there some famous baseball player actually born in a river?
Oh yeah, Rhine Sandberg.
And in football, there was Ken “the Snake” Stabler.
Was there a great Chinese baseball player who was the “Pride of the Yangtzes”?
Alas, the flow of the Pun has run down whence once it was so Dneiperactive.
Yeah, I am seeing Red.
I’m Green with envy; ain’t that Grande?
Keep it rill.
Is that what Brooks Robinson would say?
No. River Phoenix, maybe.
I know a song. A River Song.